Spooning? More like let’s see how much “accidental” booty wiggling it takes to get him hard.
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Anonymous said: You're a little obsessed with yourself, aren't you?
I said:
well no one else is gonna do it
so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter
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god:are you ready for these blessings?
me:
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